Small-batch creamery — churned weekly, shipped frozen

Melt Slower

№ 00 — The Cover

Six pints. Three collections. Zero shortcuts. We cook every base from scratch, churn it slow, and ship it to your door in a box colder than your ex's heart.

Shop Pints The Ritual

Burnt Honey & Sea Salt✳ Midnight Cocoa Ripple✳ Roasted Strawberry Buttermilk✳ Brown Butter Pecan Praline✳ Yuzu Creamsicle✳ Espresso Affogato Crunch✳ Burnt Honey & Sea Salt✳ Midnight Cocoa Ripple✳ Roasted Strawberry Buttermilk✳ Brown Butter Pecan Praline✳ Yuzu Creamsicle✳ Espresso Affogato Crunch✳ Burnt Honey & Sea Salt✳ Midnight Cocoa Ripple✳ Roasted Strawberry Buttermilk✳ Brown Butter Pecan Praline✳ Yuzu Creamsicle✳ Espresso Affogato Crunch✳

48 hrs

from churn to your freezer

pints in permanent rotation

14%

butterfat, always

stabilizers or syrups

The Pint Index

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Classics

Burnt Honey & Sea Salt

Slow-caramelized wildflower honey churned into sweet cream, finished with flaked sea salt.

$12 Add to box

Classics

Midnight Cocoa Ripple

70% single-origin dark chocolate base with a ribbon of fudge ripple in every spoonful.

$12 Add to box

Seasonal

Roasted Strawberry Buttermilk

Oven-roasted strawberries folded into tangy buttermilk cream — bright and jammy.

$13 Add to box

Copper churn in the Velvet & Cone kitchen

The Copper Churn, 6am

The Ritual

Cooked, steeped,
churned by hand.

Cook the base

Real cream, egg yolks and cane sugar, brought slowly to a custard — never a powdered mix.

ii.

Steep overnight

Honey, yuzu, espresso — every infusion rests a full night so the flavor goes all the way through.

iii.

Churn it slow

Small batches, low overrun. Dense, silky, and unapologetically rich.

Word from the freezer aisle

“I hid the Yuzu Creamsicle behind the peas so my kids wouldn't find it. I'd do it again.”

— Marisol V., subscriber since 2021

★★★★★

4.9 average · 1,200+ reviews

Three ways to scoop

Classics →

The four pints we could never retire. Honey, cocoa, pecan — the founding scoop case.

Seasonal →

Whatever the market gave us this month. Roasted, steeped, gone when it's gone.

Limited →

Single-run experiments from the copper churn. Numbered batches, no reprints.

Cold, hard answers

How do the pints survive shipping? +

Every box rides with dry ice in an insulated liner. Pints arrive rock-hard within 48 hours of churn — guaranteed, or we reship free.

Do you use stabilizers or corn syrup? +

Never. Cream, yolks, cane sugar and whatever we steeped overnight. The label fits on one line.

Can I pick my own six-pack? +

Yes — build a custom box from any collection on the shop page. Mixing Classics with Limited is encouraged.

Is there a subscription? +

The Melt Slower Club ships four pints monthly, first dibs on Limited runs included. Pause or cancel anytime.

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